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The Adventures of Burglar Bill

August 31st 2008 06:35
James Francis Dwyer was an Australian writer who spent most of his career working outside of Australia. He nevertheless remained proudly Australian.
Dwyer was born on 22nd April 1874 of Irish immigrant parents at Camden Park, 60 kilometres (about 40 miles) south-west of Sydney. The area was originally settled as a farming district, but is now being swallowed up by the inexorable suburban sprawl of Sydney. He was one of 11 children. His early life in the farming community provided the background for some of his written articles.
He left the farm at about age 14 and went to find work in Sydney. Some years later, in 1899, while working for the post office, he and an associate lost money at the horse races. They thought up a scheme to help themselves to some of the money passing through their hands as part of their daily work. His associate talked of the scheme to a third party, who informed the police. Dwyer was arrested charged and convicted, and sentenced to 7 years gaol. He served a little less than three years of the sentence in Goulburn gaol. Dwyer wrote under a number of pen names and his stories about life in gaol were written under the pseudonym ‘Burglar Bill’. He had a number of articles published in the Bulletin; He was a yarn spinner in the best Australian tradition. One article, fairly short, and published in July 1903 was called “The Horse-Breaking Electrician”. This is a delightful bushies’s yarn in the style of Lawson’s “The Loaded Dog”, and is well worth a read.

Another article, published in September of that year, was called “The Pig”, and told of the trouble a couple of farm hands had in returning a difficult pig they had bought to their farm. The animal died on the way, but not to be wasted, “His hide was so thick on the side that Dad cut a cricket ball out of it for young Pat”. Now that was some thick hide.

He did achieve some success in Australia, particularly when he was hired by John Norton to write for the Truth and Sydney Sportsman. The memory of his time spent in gaol remained with him for the rest of his life, and was part of his reasons for leaving Australia with his first wife in 1906. He initially travelled to London, but was unable to sell sufficient stories to make a reasonable living. He moved to the United States a year later. He relates a story, while in San Francisco, of knocking out a person attempting to blackmail him by threatening to reveal his criminal conviction.
In all he wrote ten novels, and had more than 1000 articles published. He had his greatest early success in the United States, having articles published in the most popular magazines, such as Harper’s Bazaar and Collier’s. His autobiography “Leg-irons on Wings” reads a little like one of his stories and I suspect the yarn spinner occasionally took over from the straight narrator.
He divorced his first wife in 1919, and married his agent, Galbraith Welch. He moved to France in the 1920s, where he spent most of his life. He tells of escaping from France just ahead of the invading Germans in 1940. He spent the war years in the United States and returned to his home in France in 1945. He and his second wife travelled extensively in North Africa, and he published a travellers’ newsletter describing his experiences.
He had a feeling for lyrical expression, as when he wrote of an old tale “tongue-polished by a thousand liars”. Stories certainly do grow with the telling. Thinking about the struggle of the writer, he wrote: “Words are hard. They are finger-marked by the millions who have used them before me and they have lost their value”. This thought brings to mind a writers’ need to avoid the bland, the banal, and the cliché, but the language we share carries all of this baggage.
One of his short stories, “A Jungle Graduate” was published in a collection by Alfred Hitchcock sub-titled “Stories TheyWouldn’t Let Me Do on TV”. The problem apparently was that Hitchcock could not do justice to the story with the techniques available at the time.
In the last sentence of his autobiography, he wrote of Australia: “But some day I’m going back...someday.” He never made it back. Jimmy Dwyer died at his home in Pau, in France, on November 11, 1952.
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Australian Political Quiz
1. Who was the Australia’s first Prime Minister?
2. Who was Australia’s longest serving PM?
3. Who was the first female to be elected to ANY Australian parliament?
4. Which Australian Prime Minister served the shortest term in office?
5. How many Australian Prime Ministers lost an election AND lost their own seat?
6. Who was the first female to be elected to the House of Representatives in the Federal Parliament?
7. Who was the first female to be elected to the Senate in the Federal Parliament?
8. How many Australian Prime Ministers died in office?
9. Who was the first Labor Prime Minister?
10. Who was the first Labor Prime Minister to win two consecutive elections?
11. Who was elected as Prime Minister for The Labor Party, and subsequently crossed the floor with some colleagues to join a coalition and become Prime Minister for the conservative side of politics?
12. Which leader of the ALP used the metaphor about “the light on the hill” to describe his party’s pursuit of its policy goals?
13. Who was Australia’s first Governor-General?
14. True or false? Lord Tennyson was Governor-General of Australia?
15. True of False? An Australian Prime Minister was born in Chile?
16. Which Prime ministers served three separate terms in office?
17. How many times has the Federal Parliament had a double dissolution?
18. With all places filled, there are 76 Senators in the Federal Parliament. How many face the electors at a half Senate election?
19. Who was the first Australian born Governor-General?
20. In the first Australian Parliament, elected in 1901, how many senators and how many members of the House of Representatives were elected?













1. Edmund Barton. 2. Sir Robert Menzies. 3. Edith Cowan, elected to the WA parliament in 1921.
4. Frank Forde, 8 days, in 1945. 5. There were two. S. M. Bruce, in 1929 and J. W. Howard in 2007.
6. Enid Lyons, in 1943. 7. Dorothy Tangney, in 1943.
8. There were 3. Joe Lyons in 1939, John Curtin in 1945, and Harold Holt in 1967.
9. J. C. “Chris” Watson in 1904. 10. Bob Hawke. 11. W. M. “Billy” Hughes. 12. Ben Chifley.
13. The Earl of Hopetoun. 14. True, Hallam, 2nd Baron Tennyson in 1903-04. 15. True, it was Chris Watson.
16. Alfred Deakin and Andrew Fisher. 17. There were five, in 1914, 1951, 1974, 1975 and 1987.
18. Of the 76, 40 Senators face the electorate at a half Senate election. 19. Sir Isaac Isaacs, from 1931 to 1936.
20. 36 Senators and 75 Representatives.
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The Poet Laureate and The Don

August 12th 2008 10:35
Did you know Lord Tennyson was Governor-General of Australia?

In1837, Victoria 1 became Queen of England. Some years later, in 1850, she appointed Alfred Tennyson to be her poet laureate. He was created Baron Tennyson in 1884. He was one of the great poets of the nineteenth century. Among his poetry, and towards the end of his life, he wrote a work entitled ‘Crossing the Bar’. The first four lines were:

Sunset and evening star,
And one clear call for me!
May there be no moaning at the bar,
When I put out to sea.

Surely this is one of the finest expressions of the acceptance of mortality in the language.

Alfred never made it to Australia. His son, Hallam did. On Alfred’s death in 1892, Hallam inherited the title and became Hallam, 2nd Baron Tennyson. In 1899, Hallam accepted the offer to become Governor of the colony of South Australia.

In 1903 Lord Hopetoun resigned prematurely from the office of Governor-General of Australia, and Hallam was appointed acting Governor-General. Hallam and his wife Audrey were a very popular couple with the people of Australia in both Hallam’s roles as Colonial Governor and Governor-general. The Tennysons returned to England at the end of 1904.

Hallam and Audrey had 3 sons, Lionel, Aubrey and Harold. Sadly, Aubrey and Harold lost their lives in action in the First World War. Lionel was wounded in action, but survived. It is apparent that Audrey was deeply affected by the death of her youngest son, Harold. She herself died on December 7TH 1916.

After the war, Lionel resumed his career as a cricketer. He played for the county side Hampshire through until 1935. His first class average was 23.3, not a great performance, but the mark of a useful batsman. His highest score was 217 in a county match.

Probably his best performance was in 1921 against a strong and winning Australian side, when as captain he scored 74 not out in the test at Lords. His batting style was more the aggressive hitter than the technical craftsman.

In 1928, on the death of his father Hallam, Lionel inherited the title and became Lionel, 3rd Baron Tennyson.

In 1948, during the tour of Bradman’s invincibles, Lionel was in attendance at a match between the MCC and Australia at Lords. He dropped into the dressing rooms during the match and asked to speak to Don Bradman. By this time he was apparently a little the worse for wear from the hospitality, and Bradman felt it inappropriate under the circumstances to introduce him to the team. Lionel took this as a snub, but in reality Bradman was almost certainly trying to protect Lionel’s reputation.

There you have it. In a few paragraphs I have drawn a tenuous connection from Queen Victoria’s Poet Laureate to Don Bradman’s cricket team.
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The Australian Republic

August 12th 2008 10:31
Kevin Rudd has said that the new Labor government will revisit the issue of the Australian republic. with a possible plebiscite, followed by a referendum. The proposed plebiscite can only be an indicative process, since it will have no constitutional standing. Typically, the strongest support for the republic has come from the Labor side of the political spectrum, although we do have republicans on the conservative side as well.

The arguments for and against have rarely been expressed in concrete terms, such as bringing greater prosperity or greater political freedom to the country. We are told of the need to “cut the apron strings” or “cut the painter” suggesting we in some way remain subordinate to Great Britain. Perhaps we would “come of age” as a country if we were to assert our independence by abandoning the monarchy. Another argument is that we would somehow have more respect in our region if we became a republic. The counter arguments include the notion that we have a system that has served us well and we ought not to change it. Another suggestion is that there are many republics which have had oppressive and totalitarian governments, and we don’t want that for Australia


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Six-guns in Sunny Adelaide

August 12th 2008 09:00
As a rule, Australian politicians have not taken to settling their differences by shooting one another, but it once might well have happened in Adelaide.
In December, 1892 one member of the South Australian Colonial Parliament, the Honourable Charles Cameron Kingston Q.C. M.P. challenged another, the Honourable Richard Chaffey Baker M.L.C., to a duel. The two were at the time quite hostile opponents, although they had both served in the same ministry in the 1870s when John Colton was Colonial Premier.

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Jokes

April 4th 2008 21:19
Ranting at Random

Old People. Stop messing with them. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that’s square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time gramps figures out how to open it he'll be in the morgue. Congratulations Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.
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